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Thanks mister white shirt our top story tonight the Irish scandal reaches new heights -- the agency softball team -- that game with the senate minority whip office.
We'll investigate press called for President Obama and impeachment straight ahead.
Turned out almost called recovered from me wake up people.
Plus are physically stronger and more likely to have a right wing economic beliefs from saying no but my trainer Fred says he off.
And finally get a CIA you have to plot to make Venezuela run out of toilet paper probably not -- -- be a lot cooler if they did Greg thanks Danny do you Boettcher.
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-- -- Let's welcome our guests to see so -- -- -- throw her at their enemies I'm here tonight with a person I guess -- business -- political strategist Eric Dowdell.
And he knows politics like I know Pollack dead I've never been more confident eating corn on the cob will -- Deputy editor of the daily collar is e-book is called the -- thinking about taxes.
Well in Taiwanese and ironing board it's wonderful society -- so.
And -- polarity or a candy apple might need him on all fours will forests -- -- bears will about the carnival sitting right next to -- erratic comedians as he joins FY Jesse's currently live.
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First -- Yeah you're going to pile -- -- -- -- What's wrong with me.
All right -- matters attacks silence their bats -- the IRS scandal has just claimed more victims fans of after work fine.
Yet the -- -- team has canceled the game against Republican senator John Cornyn is obvious I believe that's him there in front of the -- they didn't bother.
To -- schedule yes it's worse on Tuesday morning the senate majority whip ripped the IRS comparing its accidents and those of quote.
Corrupt corrupt tin pot dictators.
The Irish team -- -- he does.
By the way has been tight lipped about why -- -- meanwhile speaking of yellow.
On Wednesday Philadelphia Eagles player at -- -- this to go win is on the IRS -- sign in DC.
I -- that sign I mean this is disgusting.
Finally more bad news congressional hearings -- place on Friday and -- of missiles can expect to be grilled much like this.
Take it to are you willing to move.
To see your friend Trixie and sent.
To you or gopher or nor do some training and enjoy doing your training.
Do you wanted to move refer Iran.
To go for a on the -- way.
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-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Bite bite bite canceling this game they could've won it.
You know I I I think if drinking in the setup for a dive for how many and jobs and company like shanties I've lived -- yet.
Com well I think it's funny is that their names that she -- -- -- like the national tax collection agency you might not happen.
Team named as -- in the title that I did today but do I think it -- -- it that was clever and they needed it now it's not so clever what do they call themselves.
Good way to act it out as a sweater will leave it.
It didn't -- the.
The ball well people filled with laughter actually agree that -- receiver and then.
Co chairperson -- that -- I'm not supposed to hear that I -- give her brother did this I've blown away.
I earned run up that you -- ever seen a guy who lives in an orange Julius and yeah.
Twice -- batter ice.
Ended first time we do -- still lie that the yeah -- religious groups and.
Terror -- character I like characters that should get canceled or should it cancel all have to work sports for the next month or so just a -- get their minds right.
I just don't feel like now's the time for the garrison playing softball quite reindeer got into the probably get -- decision on -- mean a lot of controversy going on you don't wanna have pictures that you look like you had a great timing you're showing no remorse it sell I feel like the -- bumping.
Too much exactly -- -- Fox News is around.
Yeah it's like if we find out that there's a softball game and that the actress to play we're getting that picture he had organization swinging bats -- a rally in order.
And -- not in my back time.
Yeah you hope hope hope we'll put it up let -- -- against -- with a ballistic.
Think -- me I want -- The big debate I wanted to beat by -- makeup while -- -- -- that's not well let's -- -- it -- -- well let's try to get -- -- of the more -- And and urinating on the IRS site in America but that was that Smart of -- -- -- -- my.
I think a viral photo of the baseball player being on the IRS is probably the single most American thing I've ever seen it yet and for that you just got to applaud him.
-- it's kind of a perfect.
It is the perfect image for how we live now -- it really so you can elaborate like.
It's a Bible vote no one gets the kids in the Internet and to which baseball which is America entries there's no matter climate dictates it and he's got football and thought okay I'm not.
You're telling me.
And here I -- to an art school in Brooklyn.
I thought it was baseball too but then again it's usually gets a little brace on his -- So I don't know do that I just mean he's engines link oh yeah.
I have no idea -- -- if -- -- hall of fame for PE.
You would be -- it yet what -- -- -- it takes me.
I what did you make of what you are yeah smartest thing you could do right now if you don't want to get audited within the next decade these -- CIR.
That's less true people are gonna go up to genius -- do you sit here and you.
-- -- -- -- You know he's doing the opposite of what other people got in trouble for let's go after hand.
I would -- off the parents right now but considering how much our time our editors and missed and yeah.
I'm not gonna have to give Butler territory right now.
It is very very Smart I know I will say this Eagles knock.
Some class and it's all right let me look he's doing -- all of you fans do during -- Yeah.
It's not a beloved legal ladies yet -- Just ask you about something that is that we don't have to -- I'm pretty sure yeah I'm pretty sure you don't believe this -- that.
C a slayer is focusing on the negativity he's peeing on the that you can't really tell exactly was doing I would think of it as that he's celebrating a refund by masturbating.
In which I think -- yeah.
-- -- He does like to think that gap -- of the and I just every imaginable kinds of sports -- we're just -- a building I think we got around 11 PM Saturday.
Yeah -- -- out of viewers we did a great started this whole hi did all right down.
Ask you a question James Carville was on MSNBC that's another network about thirteen people watch it.
That all three scandals are I've been major scandals perhaps RS will be over in thirty days do you agree -- is not -- away.
What I'll say -- it's where not known for our attention span in the media SL -- Found it very well could go away I mean I think as things come out I think give the president acts in -- that -- my political.
Strategist hat -- and I think he's at.
It's invisible -- Yeah but in the president need to act boldly he -- accidentally and I think if I.
On the investigations that there's like 8000 -- -- going on right now -- -- they come back and they don't you know.
Have any real issues other than some people acted really stupidly at the double what do you.
Think put on -- invisible hat.
Well are -- I think you are -- -- -- right now at a at head.
Now I have bad head -- and natural event and -- those lights go that are running I don't I don't -- this is going away and I think it's nice.
That is all right sorry about that -- I don't think it's going.
That they don't they -- it definitely definitely a lot of -- going away.
He hears it I mean it probably -- -- everything except the the -- Yeah it's always lost the press now and they're just going to -- stop talking about it once the ratings taken nose dive because you know who cares about spying on the -- they have been deployed.
Like another bad day you know play have kind of stuff.
This is very dangerous for the president because up until then got up until just this moment.
It doesn't conservatives the entire right -- the Tea Party everyone.
There were the least sympathetic people in the country because they've never been victimized.
Now you know -- victim -- our word for holy.
So now they can come out they say we've been targeted we've been victimized by somebody and this puts them in a favorable light but Jack -- -- probably going to be brief eventually they're -- overreach and they're going to.
Do something stupid and that's going to be the story after that.
Just -- some new sex scandal last Saturday and that and that's something that the media let -- -- what it scandal Weiner is gonna run for mayor actually knows and.
-- both clintons are staying away from that winner I don't eat it's going to be big -- Nightline because the press isn't relevant that I personally don't.
That an -- and you know frowning face -- you arts room.
We got to move on before just says something from batters that is saturn's.
People -- -- out there talk.
That he got -- Kevin Williamson a national review writer that's him and a regular on rent I.
-- it that's one of the few times and smiles was ejected from the New York theater.
For -- a woman's phone across the room after she refused to turn now I can completely see him doing it.
Williams and explains that he could enjoyed the play or the musical -- or what it was by the title because audience members were using their bombs.
He's gates spoke -- management but nothing changed so Williamson writes -- Allen and her out.
The late at night against the lady seated to my right was insisted.
About using her -- I asked her to turn it off she answered so don't look.
I asked her whether -- missed something during the announcements to drop your bones she suggested that I should mind my own business.
So why exactly snatched the phone out of her hand and -- it across the room.
So she slapped me and stormed away.
Waves and was then escorted out and then treated to a five star dinner at no cost want yeah.
But yeah it's great so I didn't do this now wind hitting it.
Outside doctor picked up the story suggesting that that -- to be charged with criminal mischief in the third degree and menacing and the third degree.
I'm sure they feel the same way if he were a live.
From -- let's go to our I think correspondent with spears McNally -- guards.
-- Do you what do you think you deserve it.
We go to.
What's he now La I -- ice -- basically arsenic.
At the -- an -- and that.
I had I don't know -- that was a really what art so art -- -- have been lackluster I have to say I'm not afraid to get back.
Because I think America agrees with me right America shout at the television yes because I can hear you are.
Well should he get charged for this behavior or should -- be treated like you.
I -- I don't think we should go the the folk hero route with them.
It's kind of like he did something that you see him like a movie or TV show not looking good TV shows something like -- one occasion something.
This idea that sentenced -- -- -- -- feel that I actually canceled might showtime.
What every call -- since with it -- for that show only.
I did and I didn't I cannot homeland.
I like why did watching homeland on Netflix.
What what when we talk yeah.
-- -- you know you can have that conversation off television feed.
The important stuff probably still might have a conversation at Spencer's gifts where your security manager at that they go ahead.
Yeah it was it was.
As simple and because she's a lady and gentlemen Lleyton so we should always get around and just like a plot like this is a great thing that was understandable also I don't think it is talking on the phone she was just looking at the -- -- -- phone.
Still a jerk move but yet now maybe she had precious photos on there Williams back Jesse you're -- comedian you're up on stage.
There's somebody that is in the -- by the way I finished there -- -- the irritating about the light.
When you're in -- theater anywhere.
But if -- -- -- -- what would would you would you encourage somebody do that in the audience have you ever done that.
I've never done -- I would be thrilled with somebody that I Nelson comics who have taken people's phones -- against the -- that's pretty great place.
When I first read this story because I know I've you know I've done but I with Kevin before yes this is further -- in -- my position.
That he's James Bond bad guy yeah definitely I can completely -- I imagine that the glow of the phone was probably very distracting to the white Persian cat that was now I guess lap and you don't get on it.
I have to say that I think Kevin is one of the few people who can Wear it.
Yes I and I know that he has -- Kate because I think I think it showed up one -- indicate.
My problem with that though is playing in house yeah I guess I was yeah I think I am.
I think it's a cobra I don't pick it will do that when you're aware of what's going underneath in match play and I -- magazine fashion -- -- once again -- the aids -- Well up to yeah what do you make him -- I mean is he -- hero.
A super mega hero or villain or a super mega villain.
Well my first thought was that use of his term definitely you but I definitely took the volatile summer and -- right like he likes movies of the ideas that got -- -- But -- you know I don't think we celebrate and be there because I mean it's only seemed like something he would do I've been on with him before two feet.
Can't I get it the -- suit that party -- yet but yeah and I think it's not the right move I think I'd get security or something on the lady but -- there -- phone who does he look like -- had PG reminds me.
A bad guy and Flash Gordon.
And our signal that the the punk rock guy that used to -- onstage.
OGG Allen did.
Well -- -- that I really good yeah.
Muscle -- As bad as -- modified version whenever I have mile but I enjoy Kevin -- a great write a great guy but I will say this about Kevin.
The way that he'll look you would you give a compliment is the exact same -- he went to bed girl when she brought up the phone right there is no different right yeah.
Yeah -- looking -- your soul yeah it is that he knows what you did seeing live in another life.
That's what kind of other worldly things he does have a he has a theory here seeing that look that yeah extremely uncomfortable while also titillating you yeah.
You don't want that cab driver wouldn't talk to you better.
After and you look at regular engage in an incumbent management agency cabins there and in my that's in the backseat out anytime it wants to go at it gives -- -- -- -- -- -- -- You know so I I don't.
I admire it.
Because I I get angry very I can not and I just did very tense.
And I always wanted to do that -- I had I think I've done things in movie theaters but never taken anybody stone thrown -- -- kind of admire it.
Now that you do movie -- is more like hunting territory.
And that's the assistant dollars and Fred Willard before there was actually a lot of good -- -- an -- Competitive it'd be like some gray haired six year old is still my bottom third of the -- Besides.
How they -- yeah it was a gray hair I didn't.
I'll look at that and say that he looks like -- joyful picture back -- is that doable he got to see any.
Robert -- with -- -- on this particular cancer.
-- it -- it sort of terrible.
That the is it to keep up not probably all you are an awful person an awful awful person I'm not the one who -- -- that yeah I think.
I didn't like -- -- that was my disgust flat -- no you are still hurt the -- six year old that's what you did last night as I don't have great Emmitt Smith who is the great -- the other you know.
And I thought figuring it ahead all right coming up can you get.
Fired from to borrow from the food court for making out with a girl themselves cellphone coverage of the key guy.
We go to Jesse -- discusses it in his new book yes.
It is there anybody might not see much of paper forever my Fazio and just -- in the bill.
I was a little -- few months.
Can it still be -- if it's made an elaborate well scientists at a Dutch university is my favorite kind exhibit created -- hamburger.
Entirely in a laboratory.
The five ounces of in vitro meat grown from tiny bits of -- Muscle tissue cost a measly 325000.
Dollars to make.
That's expected to be cooked and -- At an event in London next month what we have any pictures where doctors hope to secure funding for further research according to some early testers the burger tastes just like dipping dots the ice cream from the future.
Yeah that only you left it that because there's been a lot of time in the mall I say that it -- -- I feel your viewers meanwhile said -- lollipops only be -- -- Yeah.
I've said it again.
First he got -- -- and I got a month in a god that and that's what happens because they they can't get along.
What happens in domestic hate anything like that Monty would never do -- to -- war but it.
-- god this at -- dinner.
At a local Biden got monkeys yes.
I just not there eat a monkey in a -- video that Chinese media but we could you that I erratic as tragic.
Of the world's oldest golf yeah do he can stop.
Do you need to know what do you need to know that it comes from a real animal.
Now I don't care I mean it had died -- I don't think I've eaten dinner.
At a place that didn't have gas pumps in front of it in -- Preemptive strikes.
I think they should put this on McDonald's three and 25000 dollar man who.
We have also -- added that out -- because you have a dollar menu Aggies yeah we got married I was what you write.
For other comedians yeah.
What about all the cattle farmers will they go out of business if this catches on -- -- and what we started making all the mood in the lap.
All scary to me and he's not in vitro and eat together and I feel like Dana curry grant back I'm from a different -- -- that afternoon that.
And it makes it comfortable right after it sounds about it sounds like it or movie waiting to happen port awesome restaurant well I would want I think I might -- -- -- that there's something about it.
That means that says not -- wolf.
I -- that didn't cross.
Over to the world -- -- -- Along time ago isn't this like not new development like when you leave a cheeseburger in a closet for twenty years yes -- comes out and it's fine and like bugs have not beaten that it is just like perfectly still fresh in the same temperature your body that.
Yeah you're not eating meat anymore collapse.
I don't know bill -- -- and -- -- So it's like -- -- eating you I've tried it and but another net height and he -- Didn't like to see you eat yourself so that you no longer exists but yeah apparently -- gave me -- -- That's an improvement I don't remember giving well you do it.
I have gotten heavily edit -- -- -- this is gonna come down in -- an entity that we can't find that I can't complicated.
Well yeah that's gonna talk that's gonna come down to bring in -- moment of hesitation the whole like.
In vitro sued to meet the -- returned from a beat substitute made eleven eagle on -- on and the worst part is now eliminated so distasteful and it went.
And it's going to be served in London he recycled meat over there is the most tasteful plays that any type of -- don't have the new lab -- there.
Quit -- its awesome because it will save animals but you know what I think I think it'll be like having sex with a blow up doll it's just not the same.
You know the animals that might -- outfit yeah.
I know that I do not real don't know that the -- is.
If you're -- -- stake.
Part of your -- is in your mind you're thinking this thing what was once alive and roaming around midnight -- take at what it's no what no fun.
No -- give him a favor and when this does come out and don't the cheeseburger.
Let me get that -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Think you know we areas that guy's got a real great like why why wouldn't -- -- gone yeah right now at this point it's like -- -- You know they basically I -- like well I don't know -- up like I really finally you know I it was -- -- as I wanna say that he looks like you know Dana vision on if he.
Ran in organic.
-- farm and I'm not gonna say -- I don't know.
Okay take it as a compliment yeah dad yeah but our guys -- good enough anyway -- Now you fourteen OK do you think -- -- -- later after the -- Or we -- discuss why I decided to keep -- he's.
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We get a TV's Danny Lee and I'd like this white black thing did I'm like say evil you yes or the cool you yes or on the clean version of you.
I'm not so much since you know you look like a chef and make pretty -- -- a food court.
Yeah DNA evidence and animal it is well lately -- now -- it definitely is like I was the teenaged young Frankenstein.
Things become a -- does have a definite candidates -- at -- level that you're teleprompter or.
You -- -- Barack Obama of TV host it and I am.
-- -- cancel softball game.
Tara you said you just don't think this -- the time the IRS be playing -- probably right wouldn't you say this same thing is true for the white house press -- Yeah.
That they shouldn't be playing -- -- yes.
They speculated -- -- about a favorite stop all time knowledge I don't know I yeah I was speaking metaphorically and hand yeah.
-- I totally missed that I.
There's a good -- extend that it was really stupid of me that prince.
-- use it tomorrow on the five times and will you pointed out that this whole thing allows conservative groups to be the victims and that victim and is now our word for holy which I think is a really good point.
Don't you think are -- that might ultimately be what sinks this scandal I I think we're starters even now some people on the left going -- You know what these -- should have gotten some special scrutiny.
You see you're definitely seeing a little -- -- that and it's not gonna play.
That's gonna backfire ultimately.
I think this yeah yeah this this well yeah that would be my expectation eventually it -- out of steam though.
And it's going to be a problem if everyone in the country who had a Mitt Romney lawn sign and got audited.
Thanks that's the reason right actually this is gonna get a little crazy we're a good point.
Greg you don't need you said you don't think the scandals going away.
To be -- about it though to what's the end game what's the end game -- nothing short of impeachment Internet and his parents.
But to be serious for minute.
That ain't gonna happen and didn't more than likely this is not I -- President Obama.
Didn't know this is going on oh really yeah really.
Miles or so naive and not my -- you are -- -- -- So once you read my newsletter to look at it did.
You can give me a -- me off a copy five no actually I don't trust the -- -- -- -- -- just copy it by hand.
Axl takes me three days and but I look at it for you aren't cool or maybe I want to examine a much right trust you -- -- what -- your last name probably weren't -- there you go.
Jesse said there aren't.
Talk about Evan Mathis with the IRS sign that you can't really tell what he's doing to -- -- which I should do it frankly we put that picture up.
I didn't use your stream I don't history and yet right I think this this is that this is -- This is that it stated this is the Magruder film you're an ABC controversy as I guess that you stated that there could -- them.
But if it didn't -- -- to Magruder bills that opposite order that Ritter who.
That -- it is late -- -- Magruder Magruder America.
-- -- That was like that was like -- yes that was a screw up yeah.
-- -- -- is done characters and -- amateur -- yeah and -- he is going to so come out to you for that fight between.
Billion had a really good point and the story when you said that the Eagles suck -- thank you yeah thank you and the giants.
And that's fans yeah absolutely you love the Eagles absolutely -- I generally just kicked out of the theater and how will you -- you don't think we should treat Williamson as a folk hero.
Are you saying he's the hero -- deserves but not the when it needs right.
I don't have -- I.
Like -- yeah.
Also -- the woman wasn't talking on the phone she was just looking attacks that's my understanding of the Irish eyes that that's mine too but.
-- what -- it may be enough but it's also kind of a game changer in the story she was like I don't -- on her -- during the felt how much more going -- that person's you know she's on her like Wikipedia thing looking up.
You know -- put he'll probably got me.
Nobody any any.
Peter would be on their phone but a -- if it this is I think the being on odd email or taxiing.
-- -- -- are I don't like -- equivalent of talking on the phone in a movie theater that's what's right.
In the sense I look I have long called for the death penalty for people use their cell phones in movie theaters cellular you know where -- stand on this idea like I don't like -- -- -- going home.
I'll come down to saying that's enough.
Corporal punishment will be better but not likely to look at yeah.
Yeah -- our -- and oh yeah.
And I'm proud that but -- -- that you agreed with will read what Kevin did wasn't the right move that he should have gotten security.
But he says -- date talk to your management during intermission she was assured that they would take care of the situation and then they did.
Well maybe -- can't feel it -- -- -- -- candidate you -- -- a that -- -- for things that didn't that officer right yeah.
But to be fair again.
By his account he didn't -- do this this is going on he says all through the First Act and then during intermission he's gates spoke to management.
And they still didn't do anything so it's not like he sat down there within two minutes picked up her phone and threw it against the wall this this would have been going on.
You know what Peter they rat because crack down pretty hard in New York City so I don't have a problem that was like just like looking at this time -- them at least knowing knowing Kevin we probably didn't want to know what kind of theater was exactly and that's why the key question I think it.
That does does he said -- I don't nominated series it was bench seating nose so to.
Fixed -- yeah yeah I'm beginning to think that there is another side of civilians and if happens it.
I just think the I think some of the real villain here besides this awful awful woman is the theater management and yet -- -- something else.
See something say something Maria could throw something he can convince me or something all of your chest you just added that that yeah.
-- grown in the lab Terry didn't like the fact they used in vitro and meet to describe this you said they they need to rebrand this about in vitro.
Well now let it.
And -- Atlanta film and capitals watching -- -- I you know of the Canada theater.
Fans in the eighties -- kid busted her lips thinking if there.
It didn't have -- a tribute band that we exactly -- Greg you said this is like having sex with a blow up doll it's not the same.
I guess it's cool to admit on national TV that you know what it's like to have -- -- blocked -- Islands.
-- told me.
Kind of friend for your friends -- -- -- I'm.
There's not a great drag -- I don't have a couple got a guy Greg Gumbel.
Thing is accessible.
Sportscast Iraq that I needed.
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It -- the front line I would even I would either however -- -- I don't understand why he's white so he wouldn't be -- -- which you eat.
That that this is what I'm saying yeah this -- be a step up for me yes it is not usually grow needs to ask that every single day in that it had to step up from those guys after with him.
Low on gas drilling -- necessary that we gotta suffer the repercussions of history and Tom Nolan against believe.
Well yeah because that's worse -- what you said.
What you see at Atlanta Mac I don't want -- they're having I don't know I stated I'm OK again I want.
I'm done I can now you can -- it.
But I don't know that I had to coming up Jesse -- raises his family tree all the way back to look at ski -- -- loses in Africa.
Not surprised but first.
As many differences may go over.
Well for starters I wasn't insulted that -- is so last season girlfriend.
-- -- -- When they made her -- see.
So dizzy recently gave the airline and they have Pixar film -- -- sexy make over prompting outrage on the Internet.
The preparation for -- prince's coronation ceremony.
Mary is that they sit on -- -- -- -- -- received a larger.
-- our border revealing down and her bow and arrows.
Were replaced with a sat.
Didn't go well and online petition was the started protesting the sexual as a nation of a role model for little girls.
Even the movie's co writer and co director was disgusted with Disney riding.
-- little girls say they like it because it's more sparkly that's all fine and good that subconsciously.
They're soaking in this sexy come hither look in this -- aspect of the new version.
Well response of the backlash -- this is -- scrapped merit as new look discussed must we in.
-- -- Lightning round featured expert in this dietary -- when you say you with Disney princesses who -- spotter I can't do you got up this disgusting.
I hit -- terrible and besides that I am yeah.
First of all I am offended by the fact that he gave her bigger boobs and that is what made her hotter job very good points.
How do you read and I am and made it.
Some of us want to be Rio we keep it real nice to and I -- -- -- I admire women who keep it real.
What does she mean by that by the way and -- out.
I'll be getting you will since I'm tired -- -- Wrong with being sexy.
I got no problem with encouraging kids to adhere to a certain gender norms you know I girl shouldn't sit around -- parting contests and boys Jesse shouldn't be wearing earrings I mean these -- -- you know -- are time tested it and traditions -- there.
Her reason -- -- think you've -- that.
Jesse is one of the last people over forty still -- who we are over forty.
I don't close the sport yeah.
I now live you work at a restaurant yet to dress like the pirates hit again all I -- -- -- -- god I guess I don't I don't know this is such a big deal but I know that when I was a kid I learned about like my -- from like cartoon characters so maybe this is helpful for boys to figure out what they like.
-- -- -- -- Batteries and a viewer there's been justly the other day they tried to copyright the Day of The Dead -- -- it's yeah which is like a 3000 year old Mexican holiday celebrating people's dead ancestors that.
And they tragic.
-- -- -- It's like busy you can't -- write a skeleton playing guitar Tom Petty already has that copyright.
I don't -- American lives dead.
That was rejected for the Oscars.
Bill you were so outraged by this he burned all -- -- candles which I was arts.
I don't human gasoline and I had the match but I couldn't do what -- week.
I got no problem with the -- -- if you can make something sexier -- acts my issue is that.
She's cash -- cash not a fan hi yeah.
Yeah I ask that you like let's give them positive role models.
Yeah just barely out and -- yelling I'm here rely on what they've given us heroin and unintelligible access.
You don't company take it might not just got Scott Stevens heroine yeah well I mean yeah things -- yeah similar yeah.
Documentary evidence and editing notice by trains Scotland hitting them or don't -- in the days and medal of nuts but I just -- it -- against the back.
She thought it all up.
It was -- what those people still up up the hill and our agony and collect what they gave him an awful jacket yeah.
I don't know that the swaps are Ike's next got a Venezuela is running out of toilet paper.
There's socialist government has ordered fifty million roles following a nationwide shortage -- critics are -- the emergency a price controls that make essential items affordable to poor communities.
Said one professor of economics at John Hopkins university -- state control prices.
Our -- -- at below market clearing price.
Always result in shortages I knew that of course -- -- problem will only get worse as did over the years in the Soviet Union.
When we get to my questions is -- -- -- The Venezuelan president is blaming the shortage -- anti government forces looking to destabilize his administration.
I don't know what that means but does that sound right -- you.
It's like a likely story again this this piece had a great line and it has hundreds.
The revolution will bring the country the equivalent of fifty million rolls of toilet paper.
The revolution erupted episodes such a low bar for writing -- that -- -- -- -- exactly.
-- -- -- just another -- -- communism doesn't work -- not a reason -- communism works best.
I think is really sad I mean -- -- besides those one particular story about a group of local -- in Caracas who could because the toilet paper shortage couldn't ruin the front yards of several nerds.
Government that is -- -- The Venezuelan economy and notable yeah.
It -- Tell what he made this kill tourism to Venezuela where contreras went their -- Well I certainly won't look there's -- -- it's just say that you -- literally exactly.
But I am yeah I think I couldn't -- it's you know this is it's one of many problems in Venezuela.
-- and it's kind of par for the course he had -- how is Shawn -- Michael Morgan explain this.
A country so rich in oil -- poured everything else.
I was really listen to everything -- concur -- Hello Zain how great with a toilet paper there when it happens and we're not talking about two -- right here I would say the chat event hander won't be such a bad stuff did you like -- -- I let me say disgust me.
That suspect Michael Moore doesn't think too much put Pittsburgh to.
Or not it's I would think he's -- that all -- the yeah everybody yeah.
This is not a very this is this.
Is it yeah this is a very little brown and this is -- -- this is I'm not low brow it's no Ralph.
We got to take a break but don't leave now there's more stuff to talk about the joint pain Amazon.com autographed copy she got help dot com.
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I -- in New York Times story about the president's second term troubles that -- reports that in private Obama often expresses a desire to quote.
Go bowl worth.
It's a reverence of the little seen 1998.
Movie starring Warren Beatty as a Saturday to.
Due to about a temporary insanity start saying what he's actually thinking I am not seeing this film terror I don't know -- -- I did see part of it.
Wasn't very good I turned it off so I had to cancel your showtime that's exactly and it was funny was and so -- every single day what do you make of this.
Well that's a bad but the premise -- it was awesome and I think if President Obama won -- worth it will be.
Awesome I could see him stand like John Boehner -- you -- you -- Quite out yet I got here he's is let go all winning goal allowed me easy act now Jesse I mean.
A lot of people do that for him understand what you're gonna freak outs and example and turn into a Warren very character -- the senator bowl is probably the safest bet if you know his.
You don't have freedom turning into Bugsy Siegel -- Clyde Barrow our Dick Tracy every one of those guys he's like senator -- -- is the only dude who hasn't can.
Committed multiple homicides in the sub machine to act as though that -- a conference on weights you will come up with a unique angle that I didn't see coming well.
I I -- -- I mean it's that when it's like we live in a country where you can't say what you want everybody says what they want it.
I have too many people say what they want it -- you thank you and I let me just -- I would vote for Bugsy Siegel -- Until things yet again.
All right all worth it came out -- that I got eleven when it came out of born 1987 I like reminding him that sense that makes him.
I was twenty or.
I did see it from what I remember Warren Beatty he he raps about -- health care and socialism and this makes everybody in America love them.
Because there's nothing more unrealistic -- true -- life.
Then the Washington liberal fantasy movie the American president the contender.
Bowl worth its legged in these movies have less -- -- lake no people less than captain Michael rom coms are.
You know Jerry Bruckheimer big budget transformer things and everything.
So I guess I'd say Obama please for love -- behind it would be great and then they could make a movie about that.
Had him during the fourth everybody hated him and that could be a good move and what -- he could play him.
And I figured we'd take down Jerry Bruckheimer movies your record movies are awesome right eye disease that kind of got lost -- buddhists at Xerox pray he does not -- all I don't think he's watched a movie that wasn't a German expressionism art house film of -- -- opening for seven that's one way to describe the movies.
-- movies last word bill.
I would love if Obama was more like bowler and I enjoyed the movie the wrapping his long comfortable but they make fun of it it's supposed to be.
The -- don't say is America not show the -- back if you want that he would go to swordfish or monsters.
-- -- readily available on the Internet don't -- -- -- cared for your first show I apologize I don't know where to start.
This is anybody -- to show yes not so that is an attempt profanity.
And a bar that is so low there is literally no way you can crawl under it a barn that is all you can get a drink and it has been BofA that was edited so that -- all what I.
We're closing down the Bosnian government Davies any lead anything goes everything -- -- yeah plus that I.
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Thanks -- well what's going on over there at the old daily caller.
Jamie and I Jamie Weinstein comes on the show sometimes has uncovered some secret emails he should read tomorrow which is Friday.
Terror where can people go to find out more about you carried -- down group dot -- pretzels.
-- upcoming gigs.
Yet they comedy club of Jacksonville may 23 through the 25 and the Carolina comedy club in Myrtle Beach -- -- -- eight through June 1 facts on.
Becky -- the funny names of those comedy pretty straightforward death penalty was called comedy clubs yet comic books -- very funny.
-- wow what a way to end so I'm doing and I'm doing not -- -- in three weeks possibly can.
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