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Like yeah all right a -- survey by as Steve says -- a bit of all adults admit that they tried to -- other people by acting.
More clever our culture than they really are doing things like reading a serious magazine a public transportation.
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I did that but I have to admit I left during intermission because it was terrible.
Have a constant accusations that people are stealing your jokes are wearing glasses with clear lenses.
And finally pretending to like jazz which is something I would never ever ever -- for 12.
I love this survey because I was that I thought of my -- I know people like this all right -- -- I've done it.
And Greg you did do take a lot of your jokes and then recycle them.
It's it it's really you know have a chilling note do you know why I ban phrases.
People go well like what it would do that that is because.
I -- is the worst offender and all this people use jargon in order to sound smarter without actually coming up with the original thought.
So -- say it is what it is rather than explain something but the biggest trick of all has been played in the in recent generations it's called open mindedness.
Open mindedness has been portrayed as being intelligent and judgment judge -- as it is right scene is narrow minded stupid.
That is created to created such horrifying majors in various campuses where people learn nothing -- it's supposed to be open minded.
After some things there was that the people who quoted Shakespeare.
-- Shakespeare guy.
I'm -- -- the most kids aren't all that probably about good things there.
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Well I tell you do it Democrats others and maybe he can actually means it's not -- -- -- -- clearly credit.
Vigil to remember going up for the holiday weekend Andrea people who read a serious but while there at the beach is that in knowing and are making impressed with them I usually leave the conversation because I don't hear about I'm usually reading us weekly on the beach I never tried this stuff because I feel like I look.
Like a phony and I usually mucking up my if I would even try and do it I do like to repeat jokes -- But I will say Dana if a guy they see that men usually quote Shakespeare on dates to impress women if the guy was let out let me know Romeo -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- if -- -- when women -- impressed with that anymore but -- they are impressed with you -- You have to try any of.
East thanks -- -- -- forgive me because I don't I've never been there an art gallery I'd never missed a classical music I ever did not like Brooke on the beach.
I've read -- run the beach talk loudly about talks have done get serious magazines and public gesture that would get on public transportation.
-- and you get on public transportation -- liberal.
No I'm sorry yeah.
I don't travelers are added that people it's not that businesses is -- on.
They'd like you.
No I think I -- got to plead it is a New Yorkers again gathered in the I'm not clever and B I don't do any sisters of that you like jazz by the -- -- can I -- yeah I love -- they wound that's news.
Atlantis is -- I figured out Dana -- I do have really thick books that I've never read on my bookshelf.
I don't do it looks Smart I just don't know what else to do with them because they're so big and I figure one day I will ever -- like you've read all these books and -- You know when I was younger used to have car keys that the one thing I did before I can drive some people thought that -- -- -- -- -- one.
A pony thing I did that there is adding about add on if you have a serious spoke with you it if you -- if -- -- -- jury duty.
There are some certain -- are certain books that you could take with you that if you're holding and a jury will never pick you.
You know it's like bush like biography -- now take that I that I got to honor the people who try to impress you with the read accurately -- But that's what.
This means Mueller spent a lot of time without having read about -- like indie movies anything -- what their idea.
Library exciting it's still about it sounds like you the best spoken from the guy that's.
Bolivar -- in America but that -- do -- take reading -- to the bathroom anymore or do you take care because it forever see it.
It's like well at least games that magazine yeah.
I'd say yeah I -- that I've -- -- like like it's usually you know they've done something else by dropping in the you know what would you retrieve it.
UN I think everybody I know that they dropped their iPhone in the toilet will we're treated I have but it -- you wait you just get somebody else well.
I think that over the what -- -- -- Amman deputy leader -- -- no they don't work anymore anyway so you put -- at -- -- right to the right -- without a regular part of.
Things that has been -- -- -- really.
Does it convert its games but never missing any of us for having -- -- -- -- and -- -- do you have right.
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