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Back to today celebrating the fourth of July traditional holiday and here's what I will and will not do.
I will not get drunk or high that I will eat the Nathan's hot Dorgan may be too they're the best I will chase that -- -- -- hosted on an ice cream.
I will not handle fireworks because I like my fingers.
I will jump in a pool and swim laps.
I will not spend more than ten minutes on the Internet.
I will fly the flag in front of my house.
I will not watch subversive commentators who hate America on TV that I will read the book Bunker Hill by Nathaniel -- I will not watch zombie movies on -- a -- I will go to church and thank god I live in this country and I will visit my nine year old mother who's a patriot.
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