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Now he told you.
For your sake I hope you listened.
He's thought to be the biggest and the -- but he is also one of the nicest man I know.
Joining us with his officially approved facts about Chuck Norris.
Ladies and gentlemen Chuck Norris.
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Just talkin' about.
Do -- I.
I was just talking about.
-- the health care bill.
And I know you're not a big fan of in -- house health -- and of that at all you know I wish that you can get your hands on -- I think you could do something with that in fact.
Degrades it -- canal well you know.
If the health care bill.
Was a karate -- -- but do you think you might do to the health care bill -- well maybe something like ours here.
-- -- right there than maybe this gulf.
I'm not a big sanity -- -- that again I'm not Chuck Norris well.
You can become top analyst would you go yeah right more to -- High enough that you break that.
Health care of them but about right my hand now you'll break it does go through it just as distinct.
All the way to.
You almost did it -- -- Okay.
You know of a right hand -- -- speaking -- hot hot hot hot hot but it's not north when I'm gonna do about it on -- hot cup.
-- -- -- -- A -- we have a little fun do that.
You have a brand new book that sort of a collection of all things Chuck Norris.
Tell me how in the world this Chuck Norris joke thing gets started is -- -- -- It started about four years ago some college -- sent via several of these -- north -- and I'm on my email -- them -- reading them and I'm laughing if they did this they think they're pretty funny.
And and so -- up from there the college kids.
Caught onto it and it started going around all the universities all the colleges.
Then filter down to the high schools and then down to the middle school than they don't went worldwide now is getting.
Chuck Norris facts from Africa and everywhere and in the military picked up on it and actually that's how I got to Iraq to visit the troops in Iraq.
Because they are bad but in their commanders to get me over there are so the commander.
In Iraq called -- would you come on visit with the troops -- bugging me to death.
And I said I'll be glad to is as long that I can travel to camps and bases.
Where celebrities and the media don't go down on the Syrian and Iranian border.
As I get down there and in -- and meet with them I've got -- so that's what I did Allen visited seventeen different bases and camps should cancel over 20000.
Troops over there by now but -- -- -- -- -- -- -- got my ticket hands they would tell me at Chuck Norris facts and well yeah.
I didn't go to outdoor -- here's Chuck Norris facts on the -- in the past but because it gets crazy so when I got back home.
You know I start thinking about it because I write you know I'm a -- writer and I'm right about the problems we have in our country today and in my last book but they'll patriotism to deal with all that situation not that not gonna lighten up I gotta write something as little lighter than -- -- -- Anyway I wrote the 101 Chuck Norris facts and amazingly.
My eight year old twins.
As I'm coming to them -- begun there's 500000 -- out there some kind of built them all out in my.
-- twins are -- -- that I haven't I have one and they got to all of us nice and on I keep writing.
Finally my eight year old son conducted that I don't want a salute what what is the son he says it's not north -- bullets for breakfast -- out when he Europe's.
I think I'd like that I wrote this.
That my daughter of course that she starts and hey I -- that -- which he came -- I ride motorcycles Harley's and she said.
Then Chuck Norris writes a motor without the cycle.
I forgot I put -- in their truth don't -- those that are in the book could do.
In addition to that and some of these are just Larry -- a toll on on FOX & Friends earlier this weekend that Superman wears Chuck Norris for John.
But in addition to the funny things in the fund -- your stories there's a lot of good just.
Points of wisdom things that you and your wife Tina have put in the book that are encouragement and and who I guess inspirational -- -- operational L.
It's the out -- that sold after -- fact that tell a story and the first one yell is that tough horse -- bit by cobra and after five days of excruciating pain the corporate died.
And so hot.
I -- anyway I tell a story won us over and walker Texas ranger -- ahead as seen I had to grab a rattlesnake.
-- pick it up and it on.
And so -- -- Wrangler snake Wrangler had a parent site real sneak up -- grab it by the back the -- and I pick it up and do the whole scene.
And now the director want to take -- so I go up to grab the stick the second time and he's ready this time I say grab -- he bites me.
On the hand -- and blood starts hurting out of my hand and director takes off running a couple of how.
-- -- so I'm looking at it does the bus coming out nicely to the snake Wrangler says.
You think there's any of them in there and I said well you particle the hospital and get -- -- I did a bit of slide but.
Its bigger power right business -- that's not a snake did die after that after he that you not always add up but it did happen.
But we're gonna come back we're gonna get some serious stuff -- the book -- call the official Chuck Norris fact look it is really a lot of fun and yet some serious stuff including about your program kick start.
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