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They say it was a Bill O'Reilly in the Miller time segment tonight one DA early because our guy Miller traveled to Guantanamo but hey they entertain the troops there -- -- before he leaves you wants to weigh in on the correspondents dinner here now.
From LA the patriotic Dennis Miller.
-- way to go Miller.
You you know it's a longer flight down into Guantanamo because you gotta go around the Cuba is a huge out of the sky got to the back way and but I'm happy you're going -- -- those guys and Allison entertainment because it is an isolated place.
Let you know that Billy and then I'm gonna try to get in -- -- I go to a new car dealership and pick up a 49 Packard and he's so and they'll be happy to see you there with the Fidel being married to get -- -- -- -- -- and I even Fidel can skip around.
-- another -- of water I wanted to be able to sell went to get -- -- I believe they do an honorable thing there and all these stories that Ramsey -- Blum says about the Koran and the toilet.
I don't buy it I just don't but I believe our boys I don't believe those guys and guys -- -- I remember a time.
-- -- Muslim materially drop bottom out there it.
Obviously going to go on over to the the entire -- headquarters and deliberate tools that -- -- I think Aaron -- Hey guys Durbin Abdul what did I didn't do -- -- -- -- yeah.
We -- -- -- -- -- you know will then of regret.
I White House correspondents and and my -- -- here actually and seated and then four -- bush the elder.
Annual critics say I mean yeah yeah angle after anybody did you.
I was scared with lists I mean you know I was just a kid trying to make it knew it was bush 41.
I -- Wanda Sykes is kind of funny for -- girl.
How did you know -- you know and that's all she's doing good as he -- and that it was a joke.
And -- -- look at Wanda Sikes that I -- is going to bring Reverend -- did someone decides seems like I think like a respite from the suburban drag about a might bring Jeremiah -- to do the gig I think Rondo is probably eager to please let me get your black comedienne.
And you got a black president I'm thinking imagine how much she needed to make him not approve of our site he went forward it looks like it worked in his lap and is.
But off especially at you know yeah.
Yeah you guys get always our -- and could take it to somebody who was there in -- front row and I was it all went south in the last ten minutes the first.
Fifteen minutes were fine but then she got mean and and here's my question -- you.
The remarks about Limbaugh out about Sarah Palin Cheney to some extent I -- -- that wasn't over the top.
We're mean and then they flash to Obama laughing at the meanness I don't think that does a lot of good -- Dennis.
Well listen Cheney thrives on that stuff it's like Dennis Hopper with the mask and blue -- he just eats that stuff up.
But I would say this I don't like she was a -- that night you know comedians judged by somebody whether they're pro or non prior -- funny -- funny it wasn't.
But I do know wasn't pro because at some point you get hired and she didn't fill the requisite out for what they needed they needed to be edgy but -- not make you feel weird right he obviously made it feel weird so I'm just talking as a professional comedian.
I would say she didn't come up to the -- -- be you know what.
I think she could care less about the mandate she wanted to make Barack Obama laughed and when she went for the Limbaugh is kidney failures you know she killed -- knocked it out of the park some sure she's happy about it.
Listen it would be it.
If it's you know it's not everybody staying.
But -- they have Limbaugh does yet Reno failure I hope it doesn't happen under Barack Obama's national house flies health -- -- because they don't pay attention to that it's -- stuff like chronic fatigue syndrome right and have enough diversity -- -- up but real failure I don't -- -- that's covered under the universal plan.
Now when you did your gig for bush the elder did they tell you what you couldn't couldn't say they go over years -- today.
-- -- -- Bush did bush 41 grabbed me he said I don't want any F bombs my wife's here.
-- I was cool I like bush 41.
Yeah I think he missed the point and a couple things I wish it went up that road -- that -- over there but he was just a straightforward guy he said my wife's hair don't want any F bombs -- pretty cool about it so at the end I remember -- and the -- some of that okay mister president is the yes it was -- was okay and I felt good if I walked out of that room and felt like got a lot of bad.
I would've felt really bad but I think one understood there was no way she could let Barack Obama -- I don't think he rides like bush you know he's a little more likely he's.
Space none of that really -- -- -- present -- and she said I hope his kidneys fail when she said hope is his knee kidneys fail.
Its its like easy to wish for the outlandish like that because it's probably not going to happen she can help the web was kidneys fail I -- hope -- -- that would have been a little Whittier and hit the air that night neither one of us who -- and having that happen.
-- all blatantly again it it hurts Barack Obama to be seen as.
And accepting that kind of stuff and it does it does he even for people hasn't heard all you particularly like Limbaugh whatever I think I think it hurt I did I think the -- -- I think he could care -- -- so my front -- right now.
They're still in the bag form he feels bulletproof as well as a good -- I don't -- he thinks twice -- such a thing is dignity and that's what I think the line was there.
Now if I hear your pal Donald Trump says -- that -- California's OK she's.
Allowed to proceed as runner up -- you said.
While trump had to do something I thought he was he thought this was all going to come over and when it didn't -- -- to protect the brand you know he had to dive on the commerce and it's I understand what he's doing there.
But listen it was his fault from the get go I don't know why he has this Concepcion.
Ramada kid even as it what's.
-- I knew his name was a guy played infield for sparky Anderson's big red machine and a level three children read and write but I had -- mistaken it's Perez Hilton not conceptually and Ramada.
I'm happy -- USA or miss California whatever she is how many people get someone to testify for their -- like that.
I mean she must she must be happy she got the stand up how good would that make you feel about yourself and as far as provocative photos go from -- -- Billy I remember I first bag you you were nineteen years old we were not auto show in Teaneck New Jersey you were standard or next revolving Z 28 okay.
Toward your you know marked another cat food and I look back on and it doesn't -- from god it's a JL all right we look back you'll learn automobile model pay no I do me one favor of sale go to Khalid -- -- for me.
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