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Meanwhile I'm just back from the mall and then not a moment season.
Guys what he's doing what he's doing I am ashamed to view.
Have not one and you need -- my shopping tips over world these many years.
To break it you guys are pathetic.
You're shopping -- purpose -- total embarrassment to your gender any gender any species anywhere so not a moment too soon allow me now to extend a Christmas tree branch to you.
To make things right and make you right.
Yeah it's time for my annual Christmas shopping -- format.
No music insistence that.
Now wait yeah I got a lot of anger emails from women saying why just -- Neil.
It's why this frankly ladies who are better at this they need to help you don't -- -- these tickets yield pillar -- to a sales.
This is your significant other who wouldn't know -- in from a -- -- of guys listen up here we go to why do.
Quit walking around the mall like a zombie for God's sake.
You -- in a mall not Mozambique.
This is in the Bataan death march.
But if you are not careful guys or significant other will have you -- he did one if you don't figure out what the heck you're doing.
-- -- The leak tests I am telling you.
You are as you blinked up faster you blame the more you strike folks that you encounter as either engaged or slightly real.
Either way I'm telling you know nobody is gonna massive.
Hit 32 Arnold wave from the sales -- how many times to say that I want to turn away from right now women -- there.
They know what they're doing you don't notice under the jungle pay full price of zero.
Tit for ignore women don't offering advice and that includes the lady behind you kindly pointed out that the sweating you're holding your hand.
-- your life on the checkout line is half the price of the store on the other side of the mall.
Politely reminder yeah but lately it's at the other -- of the mall and go ahead and -- double like a proud past new law.
Hit five never ever ever accept a sales persons now why do you keep doing.
They are evil whatever they -- you just take a pass and let me ask you something stupid like does your wife like Kazmir.
Well you're clearly looking at something that I remotely Kazmir politely explain your -- is different.
That's the only like synthetic materials just say if it's real no deal that's it right animals all of them all including your -- Sit sixth if -- about the sales I want to do this to start -- and I mean really hacking cough sneeze.
Don't use -- -- do not do anything you want a little -- And to be safe for a bottle of water all over here to complete this sort of crazed rabid.
Better get this guy off the check -- fast and out of this story even faster look for us.
District often has gotten you know very long lines every time for a it's seven perfume I get every year and did you don't let's I'm telling you it's the gift that keeps giving because you get stuck with perfume.
Little things like lipstick on some places even stars.
Indeed there are some perfumes.
That come with.
Like mini me versions of the same perfume it is the coolest thing I've ever seen.
It's like multiple -- and want and don't buy that nonsense that women already know about the multiple gifting perfume.
Violated securities law to thrown -- that's gonna surprise you did the year I gave one of my wife and I slipped on accounts that.
Today kiosks they're saying they are everywhere and in malls they are rarely -- sure some of their offerings -- its bright -- -- tactic.
But don't you tell me that this is as of aggregate Ferraro mustard of the month collects that's.
Did not no money no problem.
Give up so that sacrifice something firm say he'll skip a night of ESPN that snuggle up next or watch lifetime talent.
Honey you're right back I had no idea -- men -- such jerks and for added value wanted to cry.
Think of the game you're missing at that helps women love men who -- just not -- John Boehner for one tends to overdo.
It had processed meats now I know what you think.
Women -- that -- -- in and how to stuff like that.
That is not so you know what honestly guys and they are doing pretty much all the work preparing the next day school stuff for the kids that we don't make.
You know what they're doing.
There are starting down coconuts and -- is -- passed away while watching lifetime.
And thinking about how much they related and you don't believe me there's -- I want to take a look at your garbage yet the next morning that you don't find something it's -- -- ion.
On the to be surprised may suggest that Hickory farms on the other hand sample and sent.
And they're all out and passionately ardently to seasoned -- it.
I suppose a state fullback is the stand for all seasons collector's series because nothing says hobby.
And on like I'll be what I am armed man with a spam go out there guys and make me proud I'm.
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